What the Crap?
Status: Old and incomplete
Rating: T for Tassie on Crack
Warnings: Beware the ensuing madness
Summary: Basically, it's a mindless drabble featuring otaku and original senshi from Sailor Moon, as well as just silly ramblings! Enjoy!
Terra: MUWAHHA!!! =steps out of shadows= The invincible Sailor Terra has arrived!!!!
=snickers from the audience=
Terra: What? WHAT?!
Narrator: What the unsuspecting bystander does not realize is that there is a wad of tissue paper stuck to her boot....
Terra: =blush= OUuuuukiiiesss.... ^^;;;
What I'm here to say is that, my adorable creator... Tasia Chiba... is an HTML goddess! Yes she is!!! Don't believe me? Ask around!! Or check out her site for proof! http://CloverPetals.com/ That should be adequate proof... ANYONE DARE to negate my claim..? ANYONE?!
Tasia: Umm.... Terra? CALM DOWN! ^_^;;;
Ishtar: (I haven't premiered yet, shhh! ^_^) I am Sailor Ishtar!!! Prepare to meet your doom!
Tasia: =fwaps head=
Ishtar: I shall... I shall... what was my line again?
Tasia: =sensing something's up= Umm... =looks at her two senshi= hmmm.... =pulls full head masks off of both senshi= AHAH!! I knew it!! You traded places!!! =beams with discovery= I knew that Sailor Terra just didn't seem right... ^________^
Pluto: What is going on here? It's total madness!
Tasia: AHHH!!!! =screams= GO AWAY!! I have no right to manipulate you!!! GO!! I said GO!!
=A dejected Pluto runs away=
=A horde of other Americanized anime senshi arrive from Nowhere=
Tasia: Gyah! X_x
Ishtar: [The real one.] I shall rid this world of all goodness, sappyness, and bad character developments! I shall send you back to Nowhere!!!
Terra: Ehh... I think I might help on this one....
Tasia: =fwaps head=
Moon: What'd you do to Pluto?!
Ishtar: DIE DIE!! EVERYONE DIE!!! Or atleast ... DIE!!!
Terra: ISHTAR! We're sending them back to their dimension.. for that matter .. how did they get here in the first place?! O.o;;
Ishtar: Sailor Ventreska should have been guarding the dimension gate...
Ventreska: =CHEESE!= ALLO! =glomps everyone present= FREEEEEEEE!!!
Ishtar: =bonks Ventreska on the head= No you're NOT!! BACK TO THE GATE! And.. take these creeps back with you too!
Mercury: Who're you calling a "creep"?
Terra: Umm.. you may not want to anger her.... just stay calm and proceed with the intended cour-
Ishtar: Too late!
Announcer: The following scenes have been edited for younger vewiers as it presently contains North American dubbed anime senshi and are heavily guarded under tv violence laws...
Tasia: Did that even make any sense?
Ventreska: Sure it did! It fit perfectly with the whole concept! ^_^ Okies, senshi must return to their proper dimensions.... Come along "North American Dubbed Anime Senshi"....
=groans from all the battered senshi and they and Ventreska disappear=
Terra: How do they DO that?! I wanna disappear too!
Tasia: Wait.. that's my line!
Ishtar: =groans= Morons...
Tasia: =sniff= T_T I'm a moron...?
Ishtar: ^_^; Ooops... <-- never call your creator a moron...
Tasia: =fwaps self= I know I'm loved...
Narrator: And as we lapse into total silence...
Tasia: What was that about me being an HTML goddess? MUWAH! ^_^; =shakes head= So sad... so sad...
... to be continued.
:: And now a word from the mind of the madness::
Tasia: This was written as an email, then I needed to clearify a few things. All of this is intact for your viewing torture.
Tasia: Okies, to clearify a few things... taking note of a new email sent out, I will just say that that Sailor Terra and my Sailor Terra are two separate entities. As proof of Ventreska, they are quite possible from separate dimensions, effectively explaining the presence of two Sailor Terra's making their presence known to the list on this fine day. Sailor Terra(of this dimension), Sailor Ishtar, and Sailor Ventreska a soley copyright Tasia Chiba, the mind of the madness of this delierium. All other original senshi are subject to torture, manipulations, and banishment from said territory if found unlawfully present. This mainly applies to North American Dubbed Anime Senshi, which should techinically be "Scouts" but Tasia is too lazy to go and fix them all. ^_~
And above and beyond all others, (on a serious note, even)
Clover Petals.com is copyright, me
Tasia Chiba, the mastermind of this insanity. Beware... be very aware... beware the almight pocky stick... beware...
OUTSTANDING RULES FOR TAS-CHAN'S WORLD:
15. Believe that anything that can happen, is a certainty.
16. There are no certainties.
~Mwargh! ^_~